Out of Sight Media - A Day in the Life of the Paparazzi!

My Blog, Out of Sight Media, will be on hiatus for a few days, as I am going on vacation. So, while I am enjoying my birthday and time off with my beautiful girlfriend, maybe you in the audience can pick up the slack.

I am always glad to hear from you. Your e-mails and comments are always welcome. I love to hear what you’re thinking. Please send me your ideas, who do you want me to get, stories you’d like to see me cover, etc.?

Tell me what you think of my Paparazzi Board and what I need to change in order to make you guys go chat there? Give me your opinion on what you see out on the street.

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Send me a picture of you, you and your friends, or you and your mystery companion so that I can one day add it to my blog under “Friends of Out Of Sight Media” or maybe one day, I can Pap you on the street!?
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Your views and comments could be included in a future Roll-Call or Blog.

See you soon!

Henry

Saturday, August 26, 2006, 12:48 AM

Ok, I found the video that I did of Michelle Rodriguez as she was having lunch and practising her French. She was saying something in French which sounded like, “Blah, Blah, Blah,” to me. When I asked her what that meant, she replied, “Birds don’t fart, they blow up.”

Enjoy my first video on www.OutofSightMedia.com.

Henry

Friday, August 25, 2006, 11:12 PM

Yesterday the Super Lotto cheated me out of millions of dollars. I only got one number out of two plays and two bucks. It is sad the way they cheated me out of becoming a super star.

Oh well. I guess if I would have won, I would be on the next flight to the Bahamas. I would be there for an entire month before returning to work. After all, I could only probably afford to buy one house next to Tom Cruise so that I can get a closer look into his property so that I can snap a picture of Baby Suri. Oh well, I didn’t win! I guess the only bad part of me winning the lotto is that I wouldn’t be writing this Blog. Well, maybe I would have spotted someone in the airport on the way to the Bahamas.

Ok, on to my day. I woke up really late again. I am almost making myself seem like I am lazy. But I am not, I work hard and I am just like people around the world, making every effort to succeed. It was around 2:00 PM when I woke up and fixed the bed. Then I went to do the dishes. Yup! That is right, I do the dishes. My girl cooks, I do the dishes. They are good meals by the way.

I was on Melrose Ave. and I waved hello to a fellow Pap. Just then, it was almost simultaneous, we both spotted Michelle Rodriguez walking back home with her female companion.

Michelle has always been really cool with me. One day, I found her at Fred Segal and she was practicing her French. She was saying something like… Blah Blah Blah… Well, that is the way it sounded to me. I asked her what it meant. She almost choked on what she was eating with laughter and said to me, “Birds don’t fart, they blow up.” I couldn’t contain myself with laughter.

Well, back to the story. The other Pap and I work for competing agencies and we both made a U-turn. We kept it Old School. We gave her plenty of space and were both shooting long. Before she arrived at her house, I rolled down my window and asked her if she remembered her French saying. She started to laugh and waved goodbye.

PS: OK! You got me! Michelle was not the only person I got today. I never only get one person. I got an exclusive story today and I can’t post it because it may mess up sales. I will post it later once it has been sold to the tabloids.

Henry

Friday, August 25, 2006, 12:41 AM

So what happened two nights ago at Brody Jenner’s birthday bash? Well, nothing different! It was all the same nighttime routine. Stand outside the club, hangout, talk to other photographers, make fun of the people that are waiting in line to get into the club, watch the pretty girls cut the line simply by hugging the security guard, and the best part is watching people, and even some celebs, stumble on the way out saying that they are not drunk.

Brody Jenner and Nicole arrived in the same car. His mom also made an appearance. Brody left the party at the end of the night, holding hands with Nicole Richie, not Kristin Cavallari as most people expected.

Kristin was his date last week, after all this is Hollywood. “When I saw Nicole, I couldn’t believe my eyes. I thought that my camera was distorted; Nicole looked really thin,” The Ninja said to me.

Stavros Niarchos was out. He actually wanted to hide from the Paps by walking really fast towards the front entrance. He was using people as shields from the bulbs.

Tara Reid showed up. It seemed that she had already started the party a few hours ago. She was really happy.

Jack Osbourne switched clubs a few minutes after he arrived. He decided to head over to Hyde. I guess he didn’t like the music at Privilege?

Kim Kardashian drove Brandon Davis. They also left the club together. They were asked by some of the Paps if they were dating. Brandon takes his cigarette out of his mouth and responds, “Are you two dating?”

“Firecrotch” Brandon Davis was later asked about Kevin Federline’s performance. He once again takes his cigarette out of his mouth and says, “Why would I care about Kevin Federline’s performance?”