Yesterday the Super Lotto cheated me out of millions of dollars. I only got one number out of two plays and two bucks. It is sad the way they cheated me out of becoming a super star.
Oh well. I guess if I would have won, I would be on the next flight to the Bahamas. I would be there for an entire month before returning to work. After all, I could only probably afford to buy one house next to Tom Cruise so that I can get a closer look into his property so that I can snap a picture of Baby Suri. Oh well, I didn’t win! I guess the only bad part of me winning the lotto is that I wouldn’t be writing this Blog. Well, maybe I would have spotted someone in the airport on the way to the Bahamas.
Ok, on to my day. I woke up really late again. I am almost making myself seem like I am lazy. But I am not, I work hard and I am just like people around the world, making every effort to succeed. It was around 2:00 PM when I woke up and fixed the bed. Then I went to do the dishes. Yup! That is right, I do the dishes. My girl cooks, I do the dishes. They are good meals by the way.
I was on Melrose Ave. and I waved hello to a fellow Pap. Just then, it was almost simultaneous, we both spotted Michelle Rodriguez walking back home with her female companion.
Michelle has always been really cool with me. One day, I found her at Fred Segal and she was practicing her French. She was saying something like… Blah Blah Blah… Well, that is the way it sounded to me. I asked her what it meant. She almost choked on what she was eating with laughter and said to me, “Birds don’t fart, they blow up.” I couldn’t contain myself with laughter.
Well, back to the story. The other Pap and I work for competing agencies and we both made a U-turn. We kept it Old School. We gave her plenty of space and were both shooting long. Before she arrived at her house, I rolled down my window and asked her if she remembered her French saying. She started to laugh and waved goodbye.
PS: OK! You got me! Michelle was not the only person I got today. I never only get one person. I got an exclusive story today and I can’t post it because it may mess up sales. I will post it later once it has been sold to the tabloids.
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Friday, August 25, 2006, 12:41 AM