EXCLUSIVE: Jessica Simpson Is Ready For The Rain!
It was a long follow. She never knew that I was behind them all along. It all started as I was making my normal route through the streets of West Hollywood. I was heading eastbound on Santa Monica Blvd and to my surprise; Jessica Simpson was literally right next to me in her blacked out SUV. I have never seen her SUV and since the tint was so dark, it took me a while to verify that it was her.
She makes a right on La Cienega Blvd heading straight into the sharks den. Luckily since it was raining, no paparazzo’s jumped my story then. She makes a left on Third St and I continue to worry that I was going to get jumped. She pulls over at a little tea place on that street but she doesn’t get out. Her assistant was doing all the dirty work of getting out. I don’t even know if her assistant bought anything since she came out very quickly.
The follow was on again. We were still heading eastbound on Third St and then she decides to make a left on Fairfax Blvd. I was still behind her and yes! That turn that she did was illegal. Where are the cops when you need them? We were now heading northbound. We get to Melrose Ave and guess what she does? Yup! She was driving every major paparazzi street, and then she complains that she wants to have her privacy? Give me a break! I was actually surprised that we didn’t get jumped.
Well, she pulls into Fred Segal but she doesn’t stop. She went in and out of the alley way. She made a left once again on Melrose Ave. Finally after following her through a few more streets, we ended up on Sunset Blvd.
She pulls into a metered parking space right off Sunset Blvd a few paces from Le Petit Four. I was able to find parking right in front of the restaurant and I waited for her assistant to feed the meter. Jessica finally comes out of her car and I hosed her clean. She smiled and everything for me. Her assistant was a little rude to me though. What does she expect? She drove through five major paparazzi streets. I was surprised that I was exclusive.
Henry
Thursday, February 22, 2007, 6:50 PM