Keanu Reeves Doesn’t Want To Be Photographed?
I was on my route when I noticed Keanu Reeves’ car parked in front of Orso Restaurant on Third St. I also noticed a bunch of paparazzi claiming their area as they waited for Keanu to come out of the restaurant. I quickly found parking around the block. I got my camera with flash and I ran towards the restaurant.

When I got there, Keanu was still inside. I blended in with the paps and began to wait for him to come out. We all thought that he was going to exit through the front since his car was parked in front of the restaurant, but soon we discovered that the valet guy got into his car and drove it to the side door.

“Why was he making things difficult”, I thought in my head. Then all the paparazzi rushed to the side door where his car was moved to.

Keanu came out a few minutes later and he started to put his head down, so that no one could get a clean shot of him. He got into his car and took off.
Henry
Wednesday, November 22, 2006, 7:53 AM


on November 22nd, 2006 at 10:48 am
Good to see Keanu out and about again. He looks great.
on November 22nd, 2006 at 1:49 pm
Majte oci otvorene. Aspon jedno! Viete si predstavit ze mozete do niehoko narazit? A buchnut sa? Moze to byt zaujimava bradata slecna alebo fesny muz!
on November 22nd, 2006 at 1:52 pm
Why the hell should Keanu give those a$$hole paps the time of day?! He doesn’t owe them anything. Poor guy just wants to live his life without all these freaking flashbulbs in his face. It must be so hard for him and other celebs to go about their daily routine with everyone in their faces, wanting a piece of them.
on November 22nd, 2006 at 2:00 pm
Keanu mal velke stastie! Videl sa na kapote auta ako v zrkadle!…Ja som to stastie nemala… ☺☻♥♥
on November 22nd, 2006 at 2:22 pm
Chodte vy novinari niekam do certa!!!
No a co, že ma narastenu bradu!!! Nechajte ho zit jeho zivot tak ako on chce!!!
Aj tak je to najkrajsi chlap na svete. I LOVE HIM!!!
on November 22nd, 2006 at 2:33 pm
Preco mu nedate pokoj posratànovinari?!!! Nechajte ho uz konecne zit a dychat a vyzerat ako to on chce!!!
Vyzera skvele, aj keby mal na sebe vrece!!! Je najkrajsi chlap na svete!!!
Lubim ho!!!
on November 22nd, 2006 at 6:10 pm
There are enough celebs who DO want their photos taken, you know.
Since this one clearly doesn’t, and doesn’t need the publicity, why not leave him alone?
on November 23rd, 2006 at 1:50 am
Toto je vedecky vyskum!!! Nemozeme dat Keanovi pokoj… Ide o dobro ludstva a celeho vesmiru!!! Najnovsie ucime Keana frflat a nadavat…Keanu je nas najoblubenejsi bily kralik!…V najnovsom videu ho vidime ako pracuje presne podla programu! Naprogramovane celom vzad vyslo na jednotku! Keanu vychadza zadnym vychodom a presne v 14. sekunde sa ocita presne v strede zeleneho polobluka!!! To potvrdilo nasu teoriu relativity ze Matrix nas ma…a samozrejme ze Keana ma aj Trinity!!!
on November 23rd, 2006 at 1:54 am
Bal sam a vastkana…Pavadala ma za sam vavalana…a za ma Tranata malaja…
on November 23rd, 2006 at 1:57 am
Som zmatena…Teraz neviem ci je Keanu vyvalany alebo vyvoleny…Ci ma miluje alebo maluje…
on November 23rd, 2006 at 2:47 am
Jasne ze ta miluje! Trinity…Vsimni si to srdecko co ma Keano na cele-1.foto-pramenok vlasov…Magicka rec veci…Z medicinskeho hladiska by bolo dobre keby ta aj maloval…Napriklad vtipy… Je dost mozne ze Keano je aj vyvaleny…Proste spi ked ty Trinity sedis a hackerujes u pocitaca…
on November 23rd, 2006 at 5:25 am
Nase radioteleskopy zachytili neindetifikovatelny blondavy objekt tesne pri Keanovi!!! Temer 99 percent lidi prijalo rozhodnuti - i kdyz se rozhodovali na temer nevedome urovni - vystrelit blondynu na Mesiac…1 percento chce vystrelit na Mesiac - Keana…Ten problem je volba…
on November 23rd, 2006 at 8:47 am
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on November 23rd, 2006 at 10:10 am
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on November 23rd, 2006 at 11:15 am
Halo? W9G? How long have been preparing the tests? 9 yes ? No?
on November 24th, 2006 at 2:31 am
Keanus thoughts: 1.photo:”This is my car???”…2.photo:”Hmmm…very nice…”…3.photo:”I´ll pinch it!!..Fast… faster… fastest!!!” A G-god eye:”He appears to have a lot of troubles…”
on November 24th, 2006 at 4:15 am
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on November 24th, 2006 at 5:36 am
Vrat mi auto!!! Ty zlodej zlodejsky!!!
on November 24th, 2006 at 5:41 am
Nevratim! Chyt ma ak to dokazes!
on November 24th, 2006 at 10:27 am
I didn´t hear him start the car…What´s the matter?
on November 24th, 2006 at 12:58 pm
BodiceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeereeeeeeeeeeeK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!§ BudiceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
on November 24th, 2006 at 1:13 pm
Kde bele - tem bele - bele rez jeden krel e ten mel 9 senev e jedne dcere…Ele ezenel se zle!…Keene se terez beje ze se teez ezene zle…Ked se dezvedel Keene ze me este 8 bretev e jedne sestre - eplne ezelenel…
on November 24th, 2006 at 1:39 pm
Lepsie ako porsche je diamantove srdce…a to sa ziskava iba skuskami a testami…9 - Ano? Ne?
on November 24th, 2006 at 3:33 pm
Er hat es einfach satt, das er keinen Atemzug machen kann, ohne nicht von einem Haufen Fotofuzzis belagert zu werden…
on November 24th, 2006 at 4:02 pm
Abraka- dabraka cary mary keano si hot dog vari…Abrak - dabrak - je to dobrak…cary - mary- zena mu nenavari… Fekety - mekety - pridal trochu vegety…dinom - danom -pohadal sa s hadom..
on November 25th, 2006 at 6:06 am
Baltasar:” Constantine…I love you!”… Constantine:” You have never told me that…” Baltasar:” A vis ty kto ma to naucil vypraviat?” Constantine:” Nevim!”…Baltasar: “Ten vtaci mozek…jakoze sa menuje? AHAAA….Felix!” Constantine:” Oouu jeee…Felix speaks English best of all…”
on November 25th, 2006 at 11:54 am
Bill a Ted su strasne rozkosni !!!!! Su to dvaja z mojich 9 bratov…Mam ich velmi rada!! Ked sa daju ti dvaja dohromady tak to nema chybu! Bill a Ted su vsak len krycie mena!!! V skutocnosti sa volaju - Christus a Neo !!
on November 25th, 2006 at 1:30 pm
Pozor ludstvo! Vedecky vyskum pokracuje! Vedcov trapi otazka: Preco sa Keanu vala pardon…vola..tak ako sa vola? Co ak sa v Matrike pomylili? Co ak sa mal volat - Kefanu? Alebo Keyano? Alebo Keatarinu?…
on November 25th, 2006 at 1:35 pm
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…clovece - ja ti nevim…….
on November 26th, 2006 at 5:20 am
Hore ruky - dole kyslikove bomby! Toto je vedecky vyskum !!! Cim viac sa mylis - tym viac vies…Ani Mont Everest sa nevala tak - ako by sa mal valat…Vlastne - volat…Mont Evereevest…a meria ne 8848 metrov - ale 8888 metrov !!!
on November 26th, 2006 at 11:57 am
Paparazzi talked about - Keanu buying some fruit… Keanu:” I need it badly…” Brm brm brrrrrrrrrrrm…..porsche go!
on November 26th, 2006 at 12:04 pm
ßþýøüðõт - öурýðûюóø ø ÿðÿðрðццø ÿðрð÷øты ÿþûõ÷ýыõ.
on November 26th, 2006 at 12:54 pm
Hore ruky! Dole gate! Toto je vedecky vyskum Love - story !!! …… ” Okamzite ma pusti z auta! Nechcem si ta vziat!!” krici ako zmyslou zbavena - neviditelna Kate. “To mas teda smolu pretoze ty si ma vezmes!”- odsekol doctor Julian…”Pockaj - ked sa to dozvie Otec nebesky!” vyhraza sa Kate. …”Aaaach tie novomanzelky…Hned by utekali k Ocinkovi…” -zagula Alex ocami …
on November 26th, 2006 at 1:00 pm
Kate:” A ako sa opovazujes tvrdit ze som tvoja zena ?” - bije Juliana Kate svojimi neviditelnymi pastami …Alex - Julian:” To je iba otazka casu…svetelnych rokov…” Kate:” SOS! Tento muz v porsche ma unasa!”…Jesus:”Samozrejme madam samozrejme…” - prikyvol Jesus a sprisahanecky zmurkol na Keana…
on November 27th, 2006 at 1:53 am
ALEX:”Velmi tazka otazka!! Prosim o chvilu sustredenia!! :”Je v poste nieco dolezite co musim odbavit…pardon…vybavit okamzite??”… Jesus Maria…furt sa mylim…Ta lovencina je strasne tazka!!!”"
on November 27th, 2006 at 1:58 am
Einstein:”Aj ja mam velmi tazku otazku…vlastne dve…Pre Keana a pre Charlesa…ci pojdu do lesa…??”
on November 27th, 2006 at 2:12 am
…Kate stravila osamote az prilis vela svetelnych rokov…..Napriek tomu jej suhlas zamrel na perkach…pardon…na perach…a nie a nie - povedat - ano…Alexov - jastrabi profil - ju hlboko znepokojoval…
on November 27th, 2006 at 2:48 am
Jestreb - Elex:” Tek sem se me efrngle helebecke meje! Keterene szeretlek!” blebetel Meder - Elex…”Ele je peznem lepsee smejchlkebenet eke je enternet…Edveziem te!” - zepreedel medevem hlesem Elex…
on November 27th, 2006 at 2:55 am
Keanu Reeves je POKLAD! A nie POKLOT! Madari jedni!
on November 27th, 2006 at 4:16 am
I co się dziwić że nie chce pokazywać się publicznie paparrazi są bezwzględni ja go rozumiem
on November 27th, 2006 at 4:18 am
pozdrawaiam wszystkich polaków
Monika z Bydgoszczy
on November 27th, 2006 at 4:26 am
Hotentotos! What is - The Theory of Relativity??? Hmmm…or Reevesality?…You donút…musi dat potvora jedna…pardon…You don´t know bukvicak?…Theory of relativity - this is a numbers!! What is a number? A number - it is -INVISIBLE!!!Yessss!!!!A big Question! - What is a big beard?…What is a small beard? A big and a small beards are - a Numbers!!! And a number has a source in - invisible!!…a RESULT: “Big beard or small beard - only seems to me…I feel a Matrix…I feel a cosmos…I feel a number…I feel a name…NEO… A name is also The Number…506…2005…2006… Chnapandos-grandos-hotentotos ???”
on November 27th, 2006 at 5:03 am
Pozor! Pozor! Toto je vedecky vyskum Babylonu!! Po dllllhych rokoch sme konecne prisli na to co znamena veta: ” I love you so much…” Vyhrkli nam slzy do oci…Tak sme sa tesili ze to bude nieco velmi pozitivne..Ale…clovek mieni - Babylon meni…Volny preklad tejto uzasnej vety je : “Lubim ta jak muchu…”
on November 27th, 2006 at 5:24 am
Reeves is a Champion - Cha-chameleon !! Keanu Redes and Charles Greenes…
on November 27th, 2006 at 2:58 pm
Caute Muuuuuuaaaaaadenci!!!!! Vite vy - pocitacovi maniaci - co je to Matrix ??? Vy nevite ale DEZO vi!!! Kontrolna otazka:” Preco sa film vola - Nebezpecna rychlost ? ” Nevite ? Dezo vi! Dezo vuuuuiiiiiiii!!! Kontrolna odpoved:” Lebo vsetky grotesky musa byt zrychlene !!!”
on November 27th, 2006 at 3:14 pm
Ale Grotesky mozu byt aj - zastavene !!! Napriklad ako je to na fotke z filmu - ” The Last Time……” Keano tam hraje gulecnik s takoooooo velkooooo cigaretooooooo!!!!! Dezo ked to zbadal - odpadol… Teraz ho kreesimee…
on November 28th, 2006 at 5:01 am
Dezo je uz vzkrieseny!!! … Ale…co sa to deje?? ZAs odpadol !! Dezo je odbornik na fotografie! Zase sa pripojil na http://www.keanuweb.com a to sa mu stalo osudnym…Co to vidi ? Francuzsky casopis! Matrix reloaded! Tak dlllho Dezo snival - ze raz nacapa Morfea ako pije nejake cuco…Alebo chucho…Ale teraz nacapal Morfea pri niecom uplne inom !!! Hovorili sme Dezovi - aby sa nepripajal…ze zas odpadne…zase ho kreesimee…
on November 28th, 2006 at 5:27 am
Tu Dezo! Kym zas skolabujem chcem este podotknut ze NEO zrejme vobec netusi co sa deje za jeho chrbtom………..co robi Morfeus……to je prave to caro fotografie…….uz znova odpadavam…uuuuuaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh….
on November 28th, 2006 at 5:29 am
Co by robil ….Morfeus drzi…..straz…
on November 29th, 2006 at 1:14 pm
Point Break - Abrak - Dabrak…Keanu ma vlasy zelene asi bol kedysi zakliaty…Zabiak…NE zabijak - ale zabiak!! Asi ho uz pobozkala…Ale vlasy mu zostali zelene…Nevadi… S NOU ho urcite caka ruzova buducnost…Nepobozkal ho nahodou Dezo ? V dnesnej skazenej dobe je vsetko mozne…
on November 30th, 2006 at 2:14 am
Tu DEZO! Ano ! Je to pravda ! Pobozkal som Keana ! No a co! Nielenze sa Keano razom zmenil zo zabiaka na zahoraka ale razom sa zmenil aj na Vyvoleneho !!! To som necakal ani v tych najcernejsich snoch !!!
on November 30th, 2006 at 2:19 am
Babylon je dobra vec…Vsetko prezradi…Napriklad - ze Keano Neo - dostava zo Zahoria dost giganticku postu…
on November 30th, 2006 at 2:47 am
Dakujem umelej inteligencii ze ma tak poslucha…Vestica naucila Nea-Keana tuto pesnicku: “Laska maja! Aj hvaazda sa ta baja kad sa na mna mracas vacar spaza stala…Laska maja! Aj fatagrafa sa ta baja! Tak ta radsaj kraslaa na papaar na papaar na papaar…
on November 30th, 2006 at 3:09 am
1.Quote:”He doesn´t want be famous.” - J. Favreau - about Keanu Reeves… 2.Quote:” He - he -he…He want be Mickey Mouse…” - F. Fataleau - about Keanu Reeves… 3.Quote:”Radsi mysak v dzirke jako holub na Mount Evereste.” - D.Deezoeau about Keanu Reeves…
on November 30th, 2006 at 2:03 pm
Keano ma fenomenalny nos - Habla !!! Cize vidi ako Hubleov teleskop… A co vidi ? Vidi vo vesmire - Taku hmlovinu !!! Ako John Preston drzi vo vzduchu psa !!! Cize- to je Hmlovina Equilibria !!! Mame dokaz!!! Prve foto plati druhe leti z gati…To okrem ineho znamena ze sme vedecky dokazali ze nas Matrix ma !!!
on December 1st, 2006 at 2:05 am
Hore - ruky! Dole -….Hm…Gate ne a ne dat dolu…Tak dobre. Urobime vynimku…Nas vedecky tym zase prisiel na dalsie uzasne zistenie!!!…Nas odbornik na fotografiu-Dezo - vidi fotku Keana a Lina- v rubrike- stories…Vsimnite si - PLAFON - restaUracie! Zahadne polobluky-na plafone- opat usvedcuju Keana ze- pechtle-mechtle s Trinity zrejme pokracuju!!!…Vlavo od Keanovej genialnej gebulky sa vynima velke drevene pismeno - X !!! Vsetko nasvedcuje tomu - ze Matrix nas ma …teda hlavne - KEANA !!!
on December 1st, 2006 at 2:31 am
Starburst 134…Tak Toto nikto necakal!!! Taketo rozuzlenie Matrixu 3 ! Zrejme to malo zostat v najprisnejsom utajeni…Lenze nasmu vedeckemu tymu neunikne nic! Ani najmensia mucha ! No nebudeme vas napinat ako gumu od trenirok …Podla nasich najnovsich Babylono-lovenskych -s …vyskumov - sa Smith zamiloval do Nea !!! Takzvane globalne oteplenie…Odporucaju nam - klimu…Nas sef - Dezo je vsak hlboko znepokojeny…Boji sa ze NEO dostane od Trinity poradnu nakladacku…
on December 1st, 2006 at 2:31 am
Starburst 134…Tak Toto nikto necakal!!! Taketo rozuzlenie Matrixu 3 ! Zrejme to malo zostat v najprisnejsom utajeni…Lenze nasmu vedeckemu tymu neunikne nic! Ani najmensia mucha ! No nebudeme vas napinat ako gumu od trenirok …Podla nasich najnovsich Babylono-lovenskych -s …vyskumov - sa Smith zamiloval do Nea !!! Takzvane globalne oteplenie…Odporucaju nam - klimu…Nas sef - Dezo je vsak hlboko znepokojeny…Boji sa ze NEO dostane od Trinity poradnu nakladacku…
on December 1st, 2006 at 2:39 am
Hopla!!! Aj majster tesar sa raz utne…Vsade pchame tu jednicku… 1 506…506… Takze Starburst 3O4! Pozdravujeme vsetky laboratorne mysi ale hlavne Mickey Mousa !!! Mame pocit ze uz vieme kto sa skryva pod kostymom…
on December 1st, 2006 at 6:14 am
Keanu Quote:”Ja som tu a ty si tam - o ruku ta nepytam…” Charles Quote:” Nase srdcia biju spolu - hlavne ked mam gate dolu…” Dezo Quote:” Hore ruky-dole gate! Tak uz nas tu vedcov mate !”
on December 2nd, 2006 at 6:58 am
Tu Dezo… Som zmateny…Keano - Sweet November - akosi nepochopil okridlene prislovie:”Laska prechadza cez zaludok…”…a zjedol mi papagaja - Felixa…a s nevinnym usmevom mi doniesol jeho tri perka…Musim vratit cas! Ked sa to podarilo Alexovi a Kate tak to musi fungovat !
on December 2nd, 2006 at 7:19 am
Nas vedecky tym sa dostal do rozpakov…Studujeme fotografiu Keana a Roberta L. Robo L. hladi kamsi do prazdna…A preco ? Lebo nic nevidi !!! A preco Robo nic nevidi?…Lebo Keano je cerny duch!! Normalny cerny duch!!! Ale my ho vidime…a vidime aj neindifikovatelny modry predmet!…Pri nasej bujarej predstavivosti radsej nepatrame kde zacina a kde konci…Tajomny biely trojuholnik vpravo dole - len utvrdzuje nasu teoriu - ze Matrixovske cary su nevyspytatelne…
on December 2nd, 2006 at 7:28 am
Z casu na cas sa stane ze sa nevidime v zrkadle…alebo ze nevidime svoje komentare…Ale neznepokojujeme sa… Len odkazujeme Keanovi - aby vratil papagajovi tie 3 perka…Nemoze bez nich zit…
on December 2nd, 2006 at 8:12 am
Pockat! Pockat! Uz vieme co znamena foto Keana a Roba…Longa…To je dlhy pribeh…Ale budeme maximalne strucni!!! Robo Longo je farar a Keanu je nadejny zenich… Len ma trocha smoly pretoze je neviditelny…A tak aby zviditelnil svoju cernu pritomnost -pouzije modru dosku na jej koniec zavesi bielu vreckovku aby sa aspon takto zviditelnil…pred nevestou…ktora je momentalne mimo zaberu… Jasne a strucne - islo tu o neviditelnu svadbu.
on December 2nd, 2006 at 10:09 am
Keanu Quote:”Kedy uz konecne napadneo v Los Angeles sneh ? Chcem si uz konecne postavit aspon malilinkateho snehulacika !!!”
on December 2nd, 2006 at 10:48 am
Apropoo…Keanu je fantasticky herec…zahraje aj Pana Boha…a..Robertko Longo je zasa fantastickee meno…
on December 3rd, 2006 at 3:30 am
Tralala tralala tralala…
on December 3rd, 2006 at 3:34 am
Tralala je zaklinadlo…Zaba na prameni odklina zakliateho zabaka - Keana…Cmuk! Cmuk! Cmuk!
on December 3rd, 2006 at 11:20 am
Zabatko cerne Keanatko ocka puli na ten svet - zabatko cerne Keanatko uci sa ratat do pet…do pet…do pet…Zabatko cerne a bila satka - iste za tym bude Katka… Zabatko cerne a modra latka-to je asi laska sladka…
on December 4th, 2006 at 7:05 am
Sladka sloboda slova!!! Diky architekt Matrixu!!!…Keana sme pristihli na obede so psom a psovodkou…Toto mu nedarujeme…Vrhneme ho na tri dni do hladomorne!!! nee psa!! Keana!!Nevernik jeden!!!Vzadu popisal zaramovanu bielu zastavu - jedalnym listkom!! Pridavame este 2 dni hladomoru! 3 a 2 je 5 dni hladomoru!!!A ked bude frflat - tak 6 dni hladomoru!!!Naucime my Keana- byt verny neviditelnej manzelocke !!!