EXCLUSIVE: Keanu Reeves, I Wonder If He Was Wasted?

Posted on December 3rd, 2006 in Keanu Reeves by admin

I found Keanu Reeves late in the afternoon while he had dinner with a female companion and her dog. They were at Le Conversation and Keanu acted kinda strange. Every once in a while he would close one eye and leave the other eye opened. He stood up to answer his cell phone and when he walked back, he stumbled all over.

Keanu Reeves

The grossest thing that he did was stick his finger in his mouth to loosen an article of food that must have been stuck somewhere on his teeth. Then, he looked at his finger after dislodging the food and laughed. I guess his dinner companion must have commented on that action?

Keanu Reeves

Keanu then got up to stretch. He sat back down; he was completely impatient. As he ate, his food got stuck just outside his mouth and he did not notice. It was disgusting.

Keanu Reeves

Luckily, he did not know that I was there while he ate; otherwise, he might have cleaned up his act. I hid in my car the whole time. I found parking just behind a car on the same side of the street as the restaurant, and had a clear view towards him. I felt bad for Keanu. He did look better though since he did shave.

Henry

Sunday, December 3, 2006, 10:20 PM

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  1. zircon said,

    on December 4th, 2006 at 12:00 am

    Hmm, poor Keanu. He looks to have hit rough times for awhile now. At least he was being himself, lol!

    I wonder if he has any work lined up?

  2. nata said,

    on December 4th, 2006 at 1:16 am

    Remember, when you are relaxed you just live your life the way you like it, and it doesnt matter what people say.
    I think , he just enjoing life, and I know he’s got lot of work to do ( constantine 2)
    Thank you so much for your pictures, and I hope you will give us more Keanu soon)))))))

  3. hello said,

    on December 4th, 2006 at 1:17 am

    Do Keanu’s pictures sell well? He seems to be so boring yet I see his pictures everywhere!

  4. kitty said,

    on December 4th, 2006 at 8:25 am

    Hey, at least he eats!

  5. ARYA said,

    on December 4th, 2006 at 10:37 am

    He looks damn good to me. And someone got that stretching shot that is heavenly, cause I saw it on another site.

  6. Rose said,

    on December 4th, 2006 at 11:47 am

    Hi Henry,

    I don’t think Keanu was wasted. I really think that he is super smart when it comes to paps. He must realize that he is being watched when he sits outside to eat. So what I am thinking is that he does is act as strangely as possible so that no good pictures are sellable. I can’t see much money being made from these photos (although personally I love them) so maybe that is his strategy.
    Rose

  7. hanne said,

    on December 4th, 2006 at 12:51 pm

    I agree, Rose & Arya. Maybe K recognizes some of the pap cars w/ dark windows, too, and not just vice versa. After all, according to this blog, Henry’s been chasing him before and parking close-by but not exiting the car might be a tell-tale sign as well for someone who’s been in the game for as long as Keanu. Either way, he looks good…

  8. duh said,

    on December 4th, 2006 at 1:51 pm

    hes put on a show before for the paps, sounds like he did it again. he’s messing with you Henry.

  9. Duly said,

    on December 4th, 2006 at 3:08 pm

    I think like Arya, Rose, Hanne and Duh… Keanu`s acting for paparazzi, he`s an awesome actor and he might be tired of them yet, but Keanu is an extreme polite and kind person. This is his particular way of saying “don`t disturb my private life”, I guess… I don`t understand why these reporters follow him when he`s doing a normal life… Keanu is only eating, for God`s sake! Leave him in peace, please! Aside, I love him whatever he looks! Wish him good luck!

  10. Stern said,

    on December 5th, 2006 at 1:46 am

    Keano najedz sa kym mozes…Coskoro ta nas vedecky tym uvrhne do hladomorne…A vies preco???…3 krat hadaj… 1.Hladomorna - ako trening na nastavajuce nestastne manzelstvo s neviditelnou Kate…Ta totiz na take sprostosti-ako je varenie nema cas…Musi badat…Ona je vedec…nie kucharka…2.V hladomorni si musis odpykat vsetky svoje hriechy ktore si spachal…s frajerkami…3.Myslis si Keano - ze to - co jes - je jedlo ? A to co dychas je vzduch?…Mimochodom…Vo vesmire sa rozprava - slovensky…Anglictina je pre - neandrtalcov…

  11. Spirit said,

    on December 5th, 2006 at 1:56 am

    Keano! A ked provokativne zavesis v rame bielu zastavu - ktora je na fotke - za tvojou neosvietenou hlavou - bud taky laskavy a nepopis ju jedalnym a napojovym listkom !!! Lebo ti za trest zobereme cigarety a nebudes mat co fajcit !!!

  12. Nanea said,

    on December 5th, 2006 at 6:54 am

    So… do you eat with a mirror in front of you then, just in case a paparazzo drops by?

    No? Too bad. So you’re being a tiny bit hypocritical then? Remember you’re trying to make money from that guy, so why do you feel the need to constantly criticize him? I may be out on a limb but I’m pretty sure you are not impeccable either…, right? And… wasted? Certainly not like those people who regularly powder their nose.

    You say you feel bad, apparently not bad enough though to leave him alone?

    At least he’s fully clothed unlike other people I might care to mention who call you lot before they go anywhere, sorry creatures: you paparazzi and those celebs who have nothing else in their boring little lives!

    Go ahead, take pictures, but go easy on your fanfic…

  13. Ms Shaffer said,

    on December 5th, 2006 at 7:14 am

    The photogrpher has the right to his opinion, after all, he was there and we weren’t

  14. Guss said,

    on December 5th, 2006 at 9:20 am

    I think, that this fotog is ‘disgusting’… Who ‘clean’ makes that kind of photos? :/

  15. Guss said,

    on December 5th, 2006 at 9:24 am

    I’m sorry, but could someone of paps let him eat easily?

  16. Parable said,

    on December 5th, 2006 at 9:41 am

    Hore ruky! Dole gate! Toto je vedecky prepad!…Mily Keano - neandrtalec…Shall we have lunch at the airport?… The plane is about to land !!! When are we due to land? O 101 rokov? A co mas Charles s okom ?Napoly snivas a napoly si hore ? Rozpoltena osobnost…Scanner darkly…namojdusu…Keano je hore a Charles spi…Prudko nas vedecky tym uvazuje ze ti zrusi trest…Hladomorna je maximalne naplnena hriesnikmi…Mas ty ale stastie…Keano.

  17. Sephonae said,

    on December 5th, 2006 at 9:51 am

    1. The photographer has a right to an opinion; we all have a right to disagree with it.

    2. Posting an opinion of this nature, in a public forum, is less “opinion” than defamation of character.

    ~Sephonae

  18. Shape said,

    on December 5th, 2006 at 9:53 am

    Hore ruky! Dole gate!…Nas vedecky tim opat prudko uvazuje - ci slepo plnis nase rozkazy…Aspon - co sa tyka tych gati…Co si taky nevyspaty ? Nemusis sa prisposobovat stredoeuropskemu casu…ani frajerkam…Si slobodny clovek! Len si stredobod nasho vedeckeho patrania…Ozaj…nabuduce si objednas - co ? Hot dog ?

  19. Madison said,

    on December 5th, 2006 at 10:04 am

    whats wrong with plucking food out with your fingers. i do it all the time. it sucks having food stuck in your teeth and then trying to get it out with your tounge. that hard work since it seems to be unles in the matter. the poor man cant even have a decent dinner without being stalked. anyways he does look good with less hair :D

  20. Diplomat said,

    on December 5th, 2006 at 10:28 am

    Erika:”Ahoj Neo ! Uz si cital najnovsiu love-story?” Neo: “Nie. Este som ju necital…ocami inych…tvojimi ocami som ju cital…Erika…” Toto je prosim vedecky figel! Keano vzdaj sa ! Ocakavame zaramovanu bilu zastavu! Ale nesmie byt popisana jedalenskym a napojovym listkom!!!

  21. Keanu-lover said,

    on December 5th, 2006 at 12:38 pm

    Hi Henry,

    I wanted to thank you for these pictures, lucky you, you can see him very often.
    I am in Europe, in Belgium, and I think that I will never have a chance to see Keanu Reeves. He is my favorite actor and I hope I will see this man once in my life (fingers crossed), I would be in heaven.
    I also wanted to let you know that I put a link to your blog on my webspace (see here http://keanu-lover.spaces.live.com/?mkt=en-us) and your article here.
    I didn’t know how to ask you the permission to do that, so I am posting this comment for you. If you don’t agree to have your article and pictures on my webspace, please reply to my comment here and I will remove all immediately.
    Thanks again for your nice blog and for all the wonderful pictures you put here for all Keanu fans.
    Keanu-lover (aka Calimero)

  22. Lena said,

    on December 5th, 2006 at 12:50 pm

    Holy Crap! Keanu was eating! And he was laughing and oh God he was answering his cellphone. :/ Gosh people give him a break. I feel sorry for you,looks like you don’t have intersting life,you’re bored and you have to fallowing someone. If I was Keanu I woluld kick your ass so you couldn’t sit in your car again and make stupid pics. :/ See ya

  23. Menu said,

    on December 5th, 2006 at 1:27 pm

    Keanoa! Kebya sia saa tolkoa nenapchavala - tena sipa bya letela rychlejsiea!!! Akya sipa?Amorova sipa! Vsaka mama pravdaa - Neoa?…Matrixa reloadeda…naa cestovaniea nepotrebujemea stupidnea autaa…Smea ovelaa rychlejsia!!! Vsaka mama pravdua - Architekta?

  24. Defender said,

    on December 5th, 2006 at 1:28 pm

    Obviously for some of you who are reading this blog…you do so for entertainment purposes whether you agree with the pap or not. There is NO need to be so “hateful” in your comments!

  25. Rrrocket said,

    on December 5th, 2006 at 1:30 pm

    Papagaj prudko protestuje!!!!!!!!!Keano mu zjedol obed!!!!

  26. Keanu-lover said,

    on December 5th, 2006 at 1:32 pm

    Hi again Henry,

    I forgot to say that, in my opinion, Keanu likes to play with the paparazzi, and he did this on purpose, just to make us laugh. Maybe he would prefer people to leave him alone sometimes but I am not sure of that. When you choose to be a “public person”, it means that you accept to be watched all the time, you accept all the advantages and inconveniences, that’s part of the job.
    Anyway he looks damn good to me, I love to see him with long hair, and with a clean and shaved face, and enjoying life with friends.
    So thanks again for sharing these pictures with us.
    keanu-lover (aka Calimero)

  27. Meteor said,

    on December 5th, 2006 at 1:40 pm

    Ja papagaj momentalne prudko nenavidim Keana lebo mi - nielenze zjedol obed ale vyfajcil mi aj poslednu cigaretu!!!

  28. Erika said,

    on December 5th, 2006 at 1:53 pm

    Co sa stalo s mojim amorovym sipom??? Mam taky prudky pocit ze sa zapichol do Keanovho brucha…a nie do srdca…Asi ma slaktrafi…Musim zohnat druhy amorov sip…Snad mi Neo pomoze…

  29. hey there said,

    on December 5th, 2006 at 2:55 pm

    Henry was there, the rest of us were not..so i believe he would know!! And everyone knows that one of the drawbacks of fame is being photographed, so I do not feel bad for Keanu at all that he was being photographed..if you do not like it then do not go to celeb related websites!

  30. kitty said, <